Mathematica stupiditiy
2008.01.15
Humour, Mathematics

Goshdarnit!

I just did something very stupid.

I asked Mathematica to compute a Riemann curvature tensor and print out the out put. But I forgot to tell it to simplify. The result was ... ginormous.

I canceled the job after the 50th page, and the first non-trivial term spanned 5 pages...

Shit. I just came back to the file and now, in print preview, I see that there are 821 pages....

Okay, now that I added the Simplify[] command, the result is down to 8 pages. Let me try that again.

Posted at 12:46:16 EST by W comment

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