Cow-tipping: Fact or myth?
2005.11.07
Humour, Linky!, Natural Sciences

I smell an Ig Nobel in the making.

Link to TimesOnline article.

Apparently Margo Lillie, Ph.D. research associate of zoology at UBC (the same department that gave us a study of Herring Farts, which won the 2004 Ig Nobel), and her student Tracy Boechler took on the calculation of the physics of cow-tipping.

Initial results by Ms Boechler suggests a cow of 1.45-metre height pushed slightly upwards would require 2,910 Newtons, which she calculated to be equivalent to the force exerted by 4.5 people. A refinement by Dr Lillie says 2 people would suffice under the right conditions.

The problem is apparently that human beings cannot push hard and fast enough:

...the faster the [human] muscles have to contract, the lower the force they can produce.

Of course, although they didn't assume a spherical cow, they did assume the cow is static.

A cow that is capable of waking up, apparently, is a lot harder to push over.

Posted at 21:43:25 EST by W comment

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