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2009.07.07 11:22:25 EDT GDP ≠ economic performance Two Ph.D. candidates, Bob and Joe, in the economics department often spent their afternoons debating economic theory. In preparing their dissertations, they consistently tried to outdo each other and
2009.07.03 22:41:26 EDT Valentine for the relativity geek This just came randomly into my head (well, while I am trying to think up a T-shirt design). A (really geeky) valentine's day card for your favourite relativity geek: Rμν - ½ R gμν
2008.04.24 15:37:35 EDT On Doron Zeilberger Scanning through the offered seminars today, I came across an entry that I've already mostly missed (in part because my office hourse): Between 2:15pm and 3:15pm today, Professor Doron Zeilberger of
2008.01.15 12:46:16 EST Mathematica stupiditiy Goshdarnit! I just did something very stupid. I asked Mathematica to compute a Riemann curvature tensor and print out the out put. But I forgot to tell it to simplify. The result was ... ginormous. I
2007.11.16 14:35:31 EST Crystallographic space groups Today's "What's Happening in Fine Hall" lecture was given by John Conway on crystallographic space groups. An attempt at summary: The talk is motivated by the completion of a ten-year collaborative e
2007.08.13 19:56:11 EDT Markus Keel's first lecture, or, how I learned to explain what I do for a living and defend myself against physicists Markus Keel, a senpai of mine (who left over 10 years ago), is back in Princeton for the week teaching Nonlinear Wave Equations and stuff for the program "Analysis and Geometry", an NSF Research Train
2007.04.25 17:21:15 CST Journal: hair cut, uses of Chinese ancient medicine-fu This is the first time I've been to the barbershop in almost two years. It feels good, to have someone professional, someone who knows how to handle thick Chinese hair, to give me a decent haircut. Th
2007.02.14 15:44:06 EST A mathematician muses on power outage I love Eli Stein. About 1 hour and 30 minutes into lecture today, the power went out in the room... Stein: Well, this might bring us to end slightly earlier. But don't panic... yet, at least the alarm
2006.08.22 01:20:53 EDT Maybe they should call them "plutoids" "This would be like if botanists had found something between trees and bushes and invented the word 'animal' to describe it." is what Allen Glazner, a geologist at UNC Chapel Hill, has to say about th
2006.08.10 21:56:24 EDT It's made out of Cholesterol, Squalene, and Lanosterol This almost makes me regret not being a lab scientist.
2006.08.02 23:08:24 EDT Curious inventions The AMOEBA (Advanced Multiple Organized Experimental Basin) is a water tank. Invented by Mitsui Engineering, the device features oscillators at around the circumference of the circular tank, whose syn
2006.06.29 20:26:50 EDT Hungry Little Devils A couple months ago, on a Sunday morning, over breakfast, mom was telling me about the basil, mint, and rosemary she had planted in the rectangular window-box-sized pot outside the window. And at the
2006.06.28 03:18:52 EDT China Trip Tip #1 S informs me that, while Bank of China has a deal with Bank of America to let BoA customers withdraw money from their accounts at a small processing fee (around $5 per transaction, IIRC), she still ra
2006.06.14 16:44:10 EDT Pooh, Drugs, and Good Omens Some link dumps. Pathology in the Hundred Acre Woods is an article published in the Canadian Medical Association Journal by Sarah E. Shea et al of the Division of Neurology, Department of Pediatrics,
2006.04.13 17:41:05 EDT The most expensive sandwich BBC carries a report on the McDonald sandwich--not made by the fastfood joint, but by chef Scott McDonald--now selling for a limited time (until the Monday after Easter) at the London department store
2006.04.12 01:33:33 EDT A double joke plus one more Watch out! Puns ahead! For a while, when he was down, Pierre-Joseph Proudhon spent some time with Friedrich Engels when he couldn't afford rent. One day, Karl Marx decided to pay them a visit. Of cou
2006.02.25 15:52:50 EST Einstein sayeth Now that 2005 (the centennial of Einstein's miraculous year) is over, we can go back to our normal irreverence for big Einie. Hetemeel.com has a cute little script that lets you put words under Einste
2006.01.13 21:53:30 EST The Best Blonde Joke Ever link.
2006.01.12 15:00:56 EST Mosquitoes rhymes with Fritos S forward this link from Straight Dope to me: Schroedinger's Cat: the Epic Poem
2006.01.09 17:17:10 EST Animal Rebels Just a few days ago, a cow made a grand escape from the slaughterhouse. According to the AP (it seems that they updated the article, and omitted the exciting parts), the 1,200lb heifer jumped a gate,
2006.01.03 19:08:06 EST The new-year collection of interesting links A collection of the weird and funny. The official red button appreciation page. It is better experienced than read. link. Cat calls 911. A disabled man in Columbus, Ohio fell out of his wheelchair. Hi
2005.12.15 18:26:10 EST Physicist's Bill of Rights We hold these postulates to be intuitively obvious, that all physicists are born equal, to a first approximation, and are endowed by their creator with certain discrete privileges, among them a mean r
2005.12.04 22:12:34 EST Hurricane Epsilon Paul Erdös would be laughing uncontrollably. Record breaking 14 Hurricanes in this season. December hurricanes are rare, the last one was December 30, 1954. Tangentially related, An Erdös La
2005.12.04 17:57:59 EST News from Far East: Taiwanese election, Chinese dog in space Taiwanese Election w00t! The KMT (國民黨) and its "Blue Coalition" Won Big (link in Chinese) in the local election on December 3rd. Of the 23 administrative seats up for grabs in cou
2005.12.02 23:32:28 EST Duck Poem 鴨子詩 My parents, my father's old boss/teacher at UMDNJ, and I went to visit another of my dad's old teachers. For lunch we went to a restaurant called 京苑 (which is kinda funny since they cert
2005.11.07 21:43:25 EST Cow-tipping: Fact or myth? I smell an Ig Nobel in the making. Link to TimesOnline article. Apparently Margo Lillie, Ph.D. research associate of zoology at UBC (the same department that gave us a study of Herring Farts, which wo
2005.10.28 11:21:00 EDT On the stability of tables This is a problem I actually considered a couple years ago. It stemmed from a discussion I had with my suite-mates my second year at Argonne. Under what condition will a "table" be stable? The questio
2005.09.21 16:59:00 EDT Naughtiness in the English Language An article appeared in the New York Times titled Almost before we spoke, we swore. It reports on scientific inquiry to the social/linguistic/neurological significances of cursing. According to the art
2005.09.19 17:24:49 EDT First day of class; At the supermarket The first day of classes is surprisingly uneventful. I woke up at nine, after sleeping a mere 6.5 hours. But my body feels like it wants to be up, so I let it. Showered, read some news on the web, and
2005.09.04 20:23:48 EDT The Decline and Fall of TR Once we thought they were the ruthless rulers of the ancient world, chasing down cars and eating lawyers. Then we realized they might not be so terrorizing after all because of their short small forea
2005.08.24 20:20:30 EDT Copyright Flowchart; Baby Terrorists; Police vs. Stormtrooper; Scientist Cards The Lawyers at Bromberg and Sunstein put together a flowchart to determine the expiry of a copyrighted work. This is one heck of a complicated flowchart... even worse then some of the Oulipo automatic
2005.08.17 13:51:35 EDT Ministry of Reshelving Jane McGonigal is launching The Ministry of Reshelving project. The goal is to relocate a total of 1984 copies of George Orwell's 1984 from its improperly shelved place at local bookstores (often: fic
2005.08.16 18:14:21 EDT 99 Hair-pins: a tale of morality To all you teachers, would be teachers, and grammanazi out there: This, matey, is a weblog entry. I wrote it for the fun of it. It was a moment thing. If you ever have one of those moments, you would
2005.05.10 01:49:00 EDT Chinaman will not attack Chinabear I just got this hilarious email from my elementary school teacher Andrew Li. It is an "alleged" news report from a mainland Chinese reporter. Here's a screen shot of the document displaying via abiwor
2005.05.09 22:09:00 EDT Stoker's Dracula as a blog Someone is posting Stoker's Dracula in blog form. It is particularly appropriate since 1) it is out of copyright (legality is always important) 2) it is one of the best representatives of the epistola
2005.05.09 01:00:00 EDT Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form The OEDILF is an attempt to write at least one "definitive" limerick for every word in the English language. A little background can be found here. An example: Abacus The abacus is a device That does
2005.05.06 22:28:00 EDT Better than Bash.org Overheard in New York: a collection of funny quotes.
2005.05.04 16:17:00 EDT entertainment The Seven Gummie Sins: re-enactment of the seven deadlies by gummie bears. Guardians of Clan Donald decided that McDonald's might be a shame on their name. Texan legislation bans suggestive cheerleadi
2005.05.03 01:04:00 EDT CanceledFlight, hasnomuffins Two links from the lovely S: Canceled Flight: 101 tried and true pigeon killing methods. hasnomuffin: a LJ community dedicated to the state of muffinlessness.
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